Monday, September 12, 2022

Field Notes- Monday, September 12th. Hot. Sweaty. AC units are back in business.


 A Really Fantastic Woman who just happened to be Queen because her Uncle wanted to marry an American.  Doesn't that sound a bit familiar???? A Prince who wanted to marry an American???

It's hot.  I am sweaty.  I went to the grocery. I went to the library. I walked to the Bookstore and spent $100 on books, a 2023 wall art calendar and my 2022 Christmas Cards.  So far...A GREAT DAY.

I'm going to erase all the football games..... yesterday from memory.  Especially and specifically OURS. The Patriots STINK!!!!! and now the Q-back has a back injury.

I bought over fried, very crispy chicken bits...for later. Like a Fried Food Tranquilizer Dart. I did not buy salad greens.  I bought Hummus. I like the stuff.  I don't know why. I forgot I was going to buy store fried corn chips.  Damn. To eat with the Hummus.

Lowe's has sent me an invitation- email- to come in and interview for a JOB.  I applied ONCE years and years ago.....they really wanted to hire me for the outdoor plant section- I was just applying for jobs so the Unemployment Police wouldn't take my weekly benefit away while the Greenhouse Job had me on Winter Furlough.  I didn't like shopping there even once a season so- every day????? No way.

After that- I applied for jobs I was NOT qualified for......Being old and all.  There was the EPIC interview in the local silk screen tee shirt  printing factory.  The first interview question should have been "are you high right now?"  They had never interviewed a non stoned old woman before.  It was AMAZING!!!

I need to hydrate........

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