Thursday, February 02, 2006

Why ME????

VIRGO (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Build a shrine to gossip this month... you might as well, since you've been privy to your fair share of grapevine chatter these past few weeks. All the rumors and whispering can't obscure the reality of your situation, however, and setting out on the warpath of truth will do you no good. There is no reasoning with craziness, remember? So before you light a candle at the alter of justice, evaluate your position as clearly as possible and start planning some ways to deal with the invasive lunacy around you. The good news: YOU ARE NOT THE INSANE ONE.

Oh, yeah?

I always expect a fabulous horrorscope from Crazy Aunt Purl. This is what I get. Shrine building, Altar of Justice and candle lighting. Do I have a prayer?????? My daughter suggests my REAL birth month may be when I was conceived. Now that's an interesting conversational topic to bring up with my 84 year old dad. So, Dad............. Not.

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